History of the Earth, Clock Style

Here’s the history of the earth in a 24-hour clock format.

We’re just over a minute old? Yikes. Although, it looks like Marvin Gaye has been around awhile longer… since 6pm. Sorry, that was healing, not reproduction. My bad.

I think the name of my next band will be Abundant Banded Iron-Formations. It will be a heavy metal band.